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auideas:

Sometimes A has a good day, and sometimes A finds a fox demon in their chicken coop for the fourteenth time that month. Sometimes, they aren’t mutually exclusive. 

auideas:

Character A and Character B live in opposite kingdoms. These two kingdoms don’t really get along, but a larger kingdom (possibility for Character C/villian?) is threatening the two smaller kingdoms, so they decide to become a larger kingdom and marry their children together, so:

A- Character A and Character B are the prince/princess for their kingdom and are now suddenly in an arranged marrage and also have to deal now with their sudden marriage, the kingdoms melding and the threat or war.

B- Character A is a villager in one of the kingdoms and falls in love with their Royal Highness from the other kingdom, Character B. Character B likes them back but can’t back out of the marriage or both kingdoms would be wiped out by the larger kingdom.

Or any other things (i.e. one of them lives in the larger kingdom and falls in love with someone from the other kingdom, Characters A and B are soldiers and have to work together to survive the war). There’s a lot of possibilites for this one.

A Pirate AU where Character A is the captain of a ship who docks at a town. Character B stows away in the ship and is only discovered by A once they've set sail. Does A take B on as a crew member or make them walk the plank?
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auideas:

Please use the submit box when giving us AU’s!

*whispers* I don’t really like Johndave that much

Dude look at all these aus I came up with at like 2:18

• Alcoholics Anonymous au
• Youth group au
• Bible camp au (bonus points if it’s gay)
• Parent-teacher conference au
• “We both have to serve detention” au
• “We both got into a fight and now we’re waiting at the principal’s office” au
• Rehab au
• “I need your help catching a goose that I accidentally let loose in the school” au
• “I saw that that guy wouldn’t stop harassing you so I pretended to be your boy/girl/embifriend and punched him in the face” au
• Ferris Bueller’s Day Off au
• “I’m sorry I spilled an entire bucket of paint on you and your white clothes so I’ll just pay for washing and pray to god that you won’t kill me because I didn’t know that you were some famous celebrity how was I supposed to know?!” Au
• “You were never to find out that I work here so you better value your life and not tell a living soul or I’m personally dragging your ass to hell” au
• Surfers au
• Street magician au
• Barbershop au
• “Just said a funny joke while you’re studying. And we’re in the library. And we’re laughing. And the librarian is telling us to shut up. You’re gonna fail that test anyways so why bother” au
• Sand castle competition au
• Whose Line Is It Anyway? Au
• Dentists who flirt across the aisle because their stations are literally in front of each other’s and deny ever flirting what are you talking about au
• “HEY BITCH GUESS WHAT I DON’T NEED YOU ANYMoh my goodness this is the wrong house I am so sorry please forgive me I did not mean to scream at you please don’t call the cops I just thought that this was the address of my soon-to-be ex can I interest you in a cup of coffee because I seriously did not mean to yell at you at five in the morning (although you are kinda cute)” au
• Competing jockeys au
• “Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to put down that wrench-” *gets hit in the arm/leg/whatever by it and the drunkard just runs off* “Sir get back here!” Au
• Cops au
• Waiters in the same restaurant au
• Waiters in different restaurants au
• “You have the right to remain silent-” “Yeah, yeah, and I also have the right to acquire a lawyer, and if I can’t, then the court will give me one. Listen, do you work for (mutual friend/policeman’s brother\sister/someone) because they already know me and know me as no threat to society. So either take these handcuffs off /or/ handcuff me to a bedpost. Your call.” Au

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free-swimming-titans:

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My friend Ollie explains why this picture is totally not gay

korratic:

"airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing"

ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

Matched!Au (Based on the Matched trilogy)

auideas:

In a world where the government is highly involved in people’s lives, everything is controlled. When you start working, how much you make, when you die, and of course, who you’re Matched with romantically. 

I see this going a few different ways. 

1. Character A and B are Matched together, living happily ever after

2. Character A and B cannot STAND each other, but are Matched together

3. Character A is Matched with B. But, just before A sees B’s face appear, they see the image of Character C. They become obsessed with Character C and fall in love, but they are matched with B. How do they handle this? What decisions do they make? Do they rebel against their Match? Do they run away? 

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

the-misha-has-the-phone-box:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

supernaturalslasher:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

the-raggedy-angel:

the thing about misha’s portrayal of leviathan that impresses—and creeps me out—most is the fact that if you look at his eyes in these shots, it doesn’t look like cas, and it doesn’t even look like misha.

there’s something dead about his eyes here that just freaks the shit out of me. it just looks like there’s something behind his eyes, rather than in them. he’s empty and hollowed and there’s something else inside him. 

the fact that misha can do that with just his eyes is incredible to me.

thank you for also noticing. its the whole reason why i loved levi-cas. his eyes look darker somehow and at first.i thought they did something digitally but i’m convinced it was all misha

Plus the fact that he was severely ill whilst filming that scene makes me love his acting a whole lot more

and its really hot 

I JUST LOVE MISHA’S ACTING OKAY

Friendly reminder that the confusion and fear in Dean is actually Jensen’s real reaction because this is not how they rehearsed this scene and Misha scared the crap out of him with it

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
castiel: there is a judas among us.
balthazar:
castiel:
balthazar:
castiel:
balthazar: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

sniperj0e:

pros of dating a werewolf:

  • happy with any present as long as its chewable
  • very very excited to see you after any period of time apart
  • will lie in your bed and keep you warm whenever you take a nap
  • growls at jerks, may eat them

cons of dating a werewolf:

  • absolutely nothing

#Sirius at one point

Going a bit Medieval

auideas:

War AU where Person A is a high class healer who can’t protect themselves well and almost always gets hurt in battles but Person B who is a low class mercenary helps them in battles. Person A catches Person B breaking a bunch of rules and in the free time they spend together teaches them how to be a more proper member of society.